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(Reddit) has an ongoing list of people outing themselves and its pretty entertaining. Here are some of the responses.
- I frequently tell people, “I’ll be right back.”
- I’m a skeptic. The person who says, “There must be a rational explanation for this” is usually one of the first people to die.
- My bones crack when I try to walk slow or crouch. They’re gonna hear me moving around like a bag of chips.
- Curiosity. You know that one dude who always walk toward the source of an obvious spooky and shady place? That’s me.
- My lack of endurance when running.
- I always get lost. All the time. I just couldn’t escape.
- Indecisiveness … Should I run? Should I hide? Should I fight? Should I … (knife through my skull).
- I’m the plucky comic relief. Omg I’m the comic relief! I’M GONNA DIE!
- Overconfidence. I’m absolutely the stupid football player who goes, “Don’t worry. I can totally take this supernatural freak” and then immediately gets ripped to pieces.
- I’d be the guy that gets high and is completely unaware of what’s happening around me.
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