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Celebrities That You Could Imagine Being Serial Killers

By bondsy Jun 20, 2023 | 5:57 AM

Cast member Jared Leto attends a premiere for the television series "WeCrashed", in Los Angeles, California, U.S., March 17, 2022. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

Are there any celebrities that you could imagine being serial killers?  Like if you found out, you would be completely UNSURPRISED?  Someone on Reddit brought up the question.

Here are some of the responses:

1.  Jared Leto.  “He’s the type who would say some sort of pretentious [crap] during the kill, too, [like] ‘I release your soul from its confines of this wicked flesh so that you may be reborn anew.'”

 

2.  The Property Brothers.  “New floors . . . but never pull them up.”

 

3.  Ezra Miller.  “Except he sounds too disorganized to get away with more than one murder.”

 

4.  Tom Cruise.  “Christian Bale said he watched a lot of [his] interviews while preparing for ‘American Psycho’.”

 

5.  Joel Osteen.  “‘Don’t worry, me strangling you to death and then dismembering your corpse and leaving pieces all around Houston is part of Gawd’s plan!'”

 

6.  Kevin Spacey.  “Boxes are definitely involved.”  (This is a reference to his serial killer role in “Seven”.)

 

7.  Shia LaBeouf.  “According to his ex-girlfriends he’s legitimately an unhinged and violent individual.”

 

8.  Ellen DeGeneres.  “Just look into those cold, dead eyes and tell me she hasn’t tasted human flesh.”

 

9.  Quentin Tarantino.  “Keeping feet as mementos.”

 

10.  Jada Pinkett Smith.  “Will Smith knows what she has done, who she’s killed, and knows that he will be the first target if he steps out of line.”

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